Sexy Collectibles

Melissa bounded over to our table as we sat down. She slid between the Mrs. and me and stood leaning against our table. Hoot, I got another bag for you. It s in my car. I wasn t sure when I d see you. I ve been collecting stuff. You re going to freaking die!

What I was sure that she meant more Hooter girl s garments for my Hoot Store, but I was every bit as excited to have her tell me what she d gathered.

Well, I told a …